I turned on Fox News and jumped when I saw that they had one of those things in their studio. "Are you people crazy?" I screamed at the television. "Get out of there. Somebody shoot it! " Then I realized I was watching Special Report and had mistaken Charles Krauthammer for a zombie. Ian McClellan
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